Don't Ask Don't Tell
 
·DIRECTOR:
  doug miles
 
·PRODUCER:
  jackie eagan, doug miles
 
·COUNTRY:
  USA (2002)
 
·LANGUAGE:
  English
 
·RUNTIME:
  73 min

·Curzon SOHO, 2nd Feb, 16.00pm

Set in SODOM FLATS, TEXAS, near the town of INBRED, Don't Ask Don't Tell is a sordid tale of alien choreography, government conspiracy and deviant behaviour.

Don't Ask, Don't Tell is in fact the 1954 Sci-Fi turkey Killers from Space shamelessly adulterated with entirely new dialogue and new inserted scenes.

Soon to be classic lines include:
OUR HERO
"This is horrible! They have no natural rhythm"

THE ALIEN LEADER
But I think you’ll admit they dance pretty well for white people.

For those who know Mystery Science Theatre 3000, you will enjoy this movie very much.

For those who like 50s black and white... well this is a major improvement on the original :)

Bring your laughing gear!